jennifermatarese:

calligrafiti:

friedcheesemogu:

yawmin:

bartonsexual:

worldcoup:

let’s have a prayer circle for all the women out there

who have never read better porn than 50 shades of grey

lol there’s a woman at my work who’s reading this now and is all into it and I’m…

I went to Woodstock one weekend with a classmate and was in the indie bookstore there when a woman came in to ask about 50 Shades. The clerk’s reaction was hilaaaaarious, because she kept hesitantly saying things like, “Well, it’s not the sort of thing I like,” when you could tell what she really wanted to say is, “It’s badly-written unedited watered-down BDSM porn and if I thought you’d stand here for more than five seconds after I start mentioning much better alternatives, I’d bring out the list I’ve been compiling in frustration since this 50 Shades of Bullshit started.”