Bites When Provoked

The American auto industry has a real problem: it’s doing so well, it’s struggling to make enough cars…

There is, of course, a political angle to all of this. It was, after all, just two weeks ago that Mitt Romney boasted, “I’ll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry’s come back.”

It’s credit he doesn’t deserve, but President Obama does.

Just to recap, Romney has said, publicly and repeatedly, that he opposed Obama’s industry rescue plan — the one he now wants credit for. The former governor has said repeatedly that GM and Chrysler should rely on private funding to restructure and get back on their feet.

Of course, in early 2009, the credit markets were frozen and there was no private funding available. (When a company called Bain Capital was approached, it refused to invest.) How does Romney reconcile his demands with reality? For the last three years, he hasn’t even tried to explain the contradiction. In fact, he’d prefer if we just overlook the details altogether.

downtothelastbullet:

#I miss my ‘Ring ring Hooker. Ring ring.’ ringtone #it was perf

LOL—that’s a friend of mine’s ringtone for me. 


He really is one of the best fucking characters on that show.

berenzero:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

We need to bring some of these back. Who’s with me?

berenzero:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

We need to bring some of these back. Who’s with me?

I loved this episode.

Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
Leo Tolstoy (via antistate)

feigenbaumsworld:

styro:

the-richie:

Man, I want to read this whole tract…

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

There you go.  :)   My D&D Character was called Blackleaf (my friend Lisa played a char called Elfstar) in honor of this terrible piece of trash.

Bwahahaha! My aunt used to actually believe this and she was worried demons would come out of the books. She was worried for my brother’s soul. (I was too young to play) They had tracts like these at her church. It was kind of a little comic book. She also though that the Smurfs were evil because there was magic involved.

All of that could been avoided if Blackleaf had simply invested in a resurrection contingency.  Tsk, tsk…

Jack Chick, you so crazy…

doctorwho:

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thelaughingcrow:

How can you not love @neilhimself?

doctorwho:

Victorian Silurian Lesbian Thespians

thelaughingcrow:

How can you not love @neilhimself?

fyrdrakken:

“Scumbag,” sounds like the kind of hokey insult that would get you laughed at if you used it. When it was used in a New York Times, it got protests from some older readers, because once upon a time it meant “a used condom.” Think about every time you’ve seen Batman refer, in children’s cartoon, to criminals as scum, and you’ll begin to understand how obscenity evolves.

plannedparenthood:

Someone asked us:

Q. What’s going to happen now that Arizona has cut off funding for Planned Parenthood? I rely on PP for my birth control, will I be unable to get it now?

If you’re concerned, you’re not alone. Planned Parenthood Arizona provides essential, lifesaving cancer screenings,…

amezri:

rdjnews:

(Source: WilmonFilm)

Wooooot! \o/