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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.z  (via antichrist-styles)
Important intelligence analysis

melannen:

Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division

Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.

Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.

corrupter-of-words:

smith-q-and-a:

just a few of the signs we made today for our rally on april 24 starting at 8:30AM! thanks to everyone who came out. 

these are fantastic!  i’m so excited to see femmepowered and open gates MHC create a similar campaign at mount holyoke.  i know both colleges are worried (to varying degrees) about reactions from alumnae, but this alumna supports you—and trans women’s inclusion—100%.

stilescampaign:

More fanart with today’s submission!
[IMAGE of Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, and a Question Mark, with TEXT: Dear Teen Wolf Writers and Producers, Here is a short list of mythical creatures: Werewolves, Banshees, Bisexual people. Two of these are well represented on your show. One of these exists in real life. There is no overlap. Please correct this oversight as soon as possible. Sincerely, Socchan.]


Did they ever imply or state that the twins weren’t bisexual?  Seriously,  I kinda assumed they were, but might be misrembering things.

stilescampaign:

More fanart with today’s submission!

[IMAGE of Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, and a Question Mark, with TEXT: Dear Teen Wolf Writers and Producers, Here is a short list of mythical creatures: Werewolves, Banshees, Bisexual people. Two of these are well represented on your show. One of these exists in real life. There is no overlap. Please correct this oversight as soon as possible. Sincerely, Socchan.]

Did they ever imply or state that the twins weren’t bisexual? Seriously, I kinda assumed they were, but might be misrembering things.

seanoftheundead:

I’m not aware of the history of the White House…was it ‘cause it was built at the time of John Adams or was that when masturbation was invented.

John Adams was the first president to stay in the White House (most of the construction took about 8 years).  It was also set on fire during the War of 1812, so depending on how much damage was done then, this still might not be entirely accurate.

seanoftheundead:

I’m not aware of the history of the White House…was it ‘cause it was built at the time of John Adams or was that when masturbation was invented.

John Adams was the first president to stay in the White House (most of the construction took about 8 years).  It was also set on fire during the War of 1812, so depending on how much damage was done then, this still might not be entirely accurate.

miissshhhhaaaaa:

caretobetouchedbyanangel:

OMG. I need to sit down.

go to hell. go directly to hell do not pass kansas or collect $200

Free pie?!

miissshhhhaaaaa:

caretobetouchedbyanangel:

OMG. I need to sit down.

go to hell. go directly to hell do not pass kansas or collect $200

Free pie?!

bitterherbs:

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

Perfect picture response. Hahaha!

Yeah, the gods described in Greek mythology weren’t exactly familiar with the idea of consent.

scarcerare:

Some of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips. Bill Watterson had such an incredible cryptic and philosophical style, and it just makes me excited to read the comics over and over again.