Bites When Provoked

fictionalized:

Remember that thing where I hate people? Because I hate people.

geekgirlsmash:

bookling-stormborn:

nanner:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

The Web site is the best, y’all.

And they make condoms now too. The box says “Help, I’m Horny”

I’ve seen them at CVS too. 

One, I read this in the voice of GLaDOS.

Two, those “Help I Have A Blister” packs are the best thing known to mankind.

thegeek531:

bbanditt:

strawberrypatty:

It is a terrible world

Having a suicidal talking teddy bear is not the strangest thing on his resume.

he’s my favorite supernatural writer there I said it we were all thinking it

My friend used to work on Angel the show. He hung out with Ben a number of times. Said he was a cool dude, but more than a little weird.

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

geekgirlsmash:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

Wait, is the sticker on that bucket suggesting that we just eat animals starting out when they’re alive?
“Best Before Death”

geekgirlsmash:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

Wait, is the sticker on that bucket suggesting that we just eat animals starting out when they’re alive?

“Best Before Death”

little-punkin-ddlg:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

Wow cool

Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.
chaztheweasel:
lifeblender:

kissingdolphins:

mylittlespambox:

counthannibal:

kyofanatic1:

finaldelta:

theorangedead:

swingsetindecember:

A MacBook Pro and a Teddy Bear and Finn the Human is my only friend. I guess we’ll make it through together 

An orange futon, a backpack and the doctor. Despite the orange futon, I think I’ll make it through.

My primary weapon is… crap I have too much crap to my left all around the same distance from me.
But my secondary weapon is my Samsung Galaxy Player 4.0… Okay.
And my friend…? Misaka Mikoto from Index/Railgun. I GOT RAILGUN. I’M FINE. 

I have a sword, salt, and Sam and dean Winchester. I think I’m pretty set.

Shit. I’ve got my mean as hell cat, a towel, and Gordon Ramsey. How am I doing?

Hahah, husbands iphone, 3DS and…Doctor Who, inspite of the sad weapons, Doctor Who is a fine pal to have.

Apparently I make toilet paper bombs by lightning toilet paper rolls on fire and my last friend is Gordon Ramsay I think I’m set.

Left is a heavy glass glass with a handle, a great bashing weapon.  Right is a D&D book, so I’ve got a small shield, reading material, firestarter material, and toilet paper.  But best of all, Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes is my friend.  I’ll be FINE.

My primary weapon is my water bottle, my secondary is a hardback book.  Could be better.  My only surviving friend is the 11th incarnation of the Doctor.  Things just got better, especially if he has the TARDIS with him.

lifeblender:

kissingdolphins:

mylittlespambox:

counthannibal:

kyofanatic1:

finaldelta:

theorangedead:

swingsetindecember:

A MacBook Pro and a Teddy Bear and Finn the Human is my only friend. I guess we’ll make it through together 

An orange futon, a backpack and the doctor. Despite the orange futon, I think I’ll make it through.

My primary weapon is… crap I have too much crap to my left all around the same distance from me.

But my secondary weapon is my Samsung Galaxy Player 4.0… Okay.

And my friend…? Misaka Mikoto from Index/Railgun. I GOT RAILGUN. I’M FINE. 

I have a sword, salt, and Sam and dean Winchester. I think I’m pretty set.

Shit. I’ve got my mean as hell cat, a towel, and Gordon Ramsey. How am I doing?

Hahah, husbands iphone, 3DS and…Doctor Who, inspite of the sad weapons, Doctor Who is a fine pal to have.

Apparently I make toilet paper bombs by lightning toilet paper rolls on fire and my last friend is Gordon Ramsay I think I’m set.

Left is a heavy glass glass with a handle, a great bashing weapon.  Right is a D&D book, so I’ve got a small shield, reading material, firestarter material, and toilet paper.  But best of all, Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes is my friend.  I’ll be FINE.

My primary weapon is my water bottle, my secondary is a hardback book.  Could be better.  My only surviving friend is the 11th incarnation of the Doctor.  Things just got better, especially if he has the TARDIS with him.